Funkaholics Unanimous - Copyright April 02, 2015 - ANO Publishing, LLC - All Rights Reserved

I'd go to my worships
In a little Funk shack
Stack of 10 amplifiers
Speakers front and back

Every Sunday Monday morning
Tues and Wednesday too
Both Thursday and Friday
Saturday startin' at noon

We'd all get together
Wit da' boogie shoes on
No care about the weather
Our heads are in those songs

Start the worship hard and Funky
Then up a notch from there
'Till the timbers shakin'
From the moves we dare

At Funkaholics Unanimous
Everyones your friend
Only grooves of happieness
Funk beginnin' to end

Funkaholics Unanimous
We know how you feel
To the beat your indebtedness
Makin' life so real

A little taller than the platforms
That my Momma liked to wear
Every time we'd go praizin'
For the sounds we'd hear

That's when I first felt it
Like a thump inside
My heart it took a Funk skip
And I started to glide

The only time that I look back
Is when I want more smiles
As I take a look at
My favorite Funkin' miles

Still dancin' like a psycho
Still speedin' down the road
Still Funkin' all hours
True da story I told

At Funkaholics Unanimous
Everyones your friend
Only beats of happieness
Funk beginnin' to end

Funkaholics Unanimous
We know how you feel
To the beat your indebtedness
Makin' life so real

1. We admit we are powerless under Funk—that our lives have become Funktastical.

2. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could groove us to Funksanity.

3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Funk as we understood it.

4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our Funktributes.

5. We admitted to Funk, to ourselves, and to other Funkin' beings the exact nature of our Funk.

6. We're entirely ready to have Funk amplify all these Funkfects of our character.

Could have been a Funk preacher
I guess it's never too late
But time keeps diggin' deaper
And I can't escape

Another hundred Funk furloughs
Before I reach race end
On the rail through the turn go
Through the home stretch bend

A length shy of in second
And twice that from the lead
So I dig for the Funk tricks
To try and boost my speed

We hit the boogie with turbo
The amp eleven is set
Leavin' nuttin' but burn holes
Like a jet corvette

At Funkaholics Unanimous
Everyones your friend
Only boogies of happieness
Funk beginnin' to end

Funkaholics Unanimous
We know how you feel
To the beat your indebtedness
Makin' life so real

7. We boldly asked Funk to amplify our time with Funk.

8. We made a list of all persons we hadn't Funked, and became willing to Funk them all.

9. We made direct Funk for such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. We continued to take Funksonal inventory, and when we were without Funk, promptly admitted it.

11. We sought through grooves and Funky moves to improve our conscious contact with Funk as we understood it, praying only for the knowledge of Funk's will for us, and the power to carry out such will.

12. We had a Funktual awakening as the result of these steps, and we will carry this message, to Funkaholics everywhere, and practice these principles, in all, of our, affairs.

So come and join us for a 12 step
Come and sing this song
No secrets here kept
And you can bring your bong

We all agree on one thing
And I think you know
More power than a lords ring
Or class 5 river flow

You might wanna wear a helmet
And keep your life vest tight
Cause when the boogie gets to movin
You'll fly higher than a kite

It's all about the Funky beat here
It's all about the Funk groove
And if we've made one thing clear
It's dat da' Funk never lose

At Funkaholics Unanimous
Everyones your friend
Only beats of happieness
Funk beginnin' to end

Funkaholics Unanimous
We know how you feel
To the beat your indebtedness
Makin' life so real

At Funkaholics Unanimous
We got one thing straight
We will never stop Funkin'
And Funkin's never too late

At Funkaholics Unanimous
We got just one rule
That you recognize the Funk there
Livin' deep inside you